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“the zippers should all be right here… you have beautiful eyes.”
– Cute girl helping me at Jo-Ann Fabrics. I never know what to do in these situations.
February 2012
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Every Pedal Moves You Closer - The Story of... →
Watchchristianhomeowner:
LOST TAPES VOL. 3. ICE COLD/WAZMAN/&MORE
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“Thank god for breast implants! Definitely ‘06.”
– Seen on my Facebook news feed…
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GWSA
Great white shark, on the attack Great white shark, you better watch your back Great white shark, gonna tell you what to do When your in the water there after you, don’t move
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“To get more - ahem - personal, Democratic Oklahoma Sen. Constance Johnson wrote...”
– The latest legislative tool: Satire
People often ask me why I question politics…
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“Trying to get some brownie points…”
– My date tonight, after I placed my sweatshirt around her as we left the theater.
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3.5 miles then a flat-tire...
Good thing my dad bailed me out and picked me up. Still though, not exactly my planned outing - bah!
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Jokes on Facebook:
How do you have sex with a hippy chick? Take off her skirt… Then take off her pants! Not sure if that’s only funny in Sebastopol.
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My buddy that I've known since pre-school:
Is in Mexico City collecting bats for his studies. What?! Yeah, buddy!
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